Saturday, June 29, 2013

Great Mysteries of Life

The boys are at my Mom's so John and I went to see World War Z.  Good Flick!  So it starts out with Brad Pitt and that chick from the Killing and their kids, all happy and having a great life.  But Brad has to go save the world and they're sad cause they luuuv each other.  And John leans over as says,

John: "Just once I'd like to see a married couple who fucking hate each other.  Fine, go chase zombies, asshole!  I hope you fucking die!"

Me:  "Or ugly people.  How come ugly people never save the world?

two hours later

Me:  "Where were all the fat zombies?"

It's a mystery...





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