Scene: a peaceful morning in the family room, zoom in on unsuspecting computer user.
User: <type type type type> <print>
Printer: <nothing>
User: "huh" <print> this time pressing the button harder 'cause she really means it
Printer: <strange whrring noise, like it's trying to contact the mothership>
User: "what the hell....." <gets up and walks to the printer>
Printer: <first line prints>
User: <sits back down>
Printer: <stops>
User: je%^&^%s f#@$*^g c$&*&t
Printer: pathetic, they deserve to be conquered
Laptop: <giggles>
(Sadly, this has happened more than twice)
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