No, it's not because it's my third superman although that did kinda make me go "uh, again?"'. It's because they took Lois Lane away from us! And you know what I'm talking about here. It's been tugging at the back of your mind. It's been buzzing in your ear. They tried to sneak it past us but it will not go unnoticed! LOIS LANE IS A BRUNETTE!!
Lois Lane is not blonde. She's not strawberry blonde. She's not a honey blonde. She's not a maple blonde. She's not light brown with highlights. Lois Lane is a brunette!!! A Dark Brown Brunette!!! It's not that hard, people.
Let's sum up the brunettes from the last 100 years:
Evil queens
Wicked stepmothers
Nasty conniving bosses
Cruella DeVille, the puppy skinner
Lucy, the nasty little ball swiper
Sarah Palin
All the Kardasians
None of the Brady girls (oh no, we got Alice)
Janet never got any action
and Veronica was a rich bitch
Who did we have? I'll tell you who. We had Snow White, MaryAnn and WonderWoman.
And we had Lois Lane!
And we're not giving her up without a fight!!
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