Wednesday, June 24, 2015

Sam's Non-Sequitors

A random sampling of the things Sam has said out of the blue:

1.  I'm graceful like a shadow in the night.
2.  I'm imperishable
3. You know what's real? Dem jukes are real.
4. Something just exploded over there.  It was my dreams
5.  I hate triangles
6.  You got a bad case of 'no-shirt' there, Fabio Flintstone.
7.  Walked in to the club. Be like where's the dartboard?
8.  Yeah, do you mind if I I dance while we talk?
9.  Oh, my gosh, look, a distraction!
10.  Turtles suck!

He's the 'special' one

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