Things Alice has Eaten

1. plush dog toys
2. rubber dog toys
3. tennis balls
4. pencils
5. legos
6. dirty kleenex
7. grass
8. ivy
9. thyme
10. rosemary
11. sage  (Alice, get out of the herb garden!)
12. pillows
13. blankets
14. afghans
15. her dog bed
16. Abbey's dog bed
17. the new dog bed (fine, now you can sleep on the cold, hard plastic)
18. slippers
19. shoes
20. a wool area rug
21. the furminator 
22. the pile of hair from the furminator (aw, man, that's gross)
23. phlegm that's been spit onto the sidewalk
24. poo
25. and whatever the hell this is:

No wonder she smells like a goat