Talking Through Doors

So this was my morning....

(first, you should know, our bathroom light is hooked up to the fan so you can't turn on one without the other.  If you turn the light on, the fan is on, and you can't hear anything on the other side of the door.  You'd think that would be pleasant.....)

So I'm sitting in the bathroom minding my own business when one of the kids comes to the door.
knock knock knock
"Can we use the computer?"
Me: "yes"
He walks away.

Then the other kid comes to the door.

knock knock knock

"Can we use the computer?"

Me: "Yes"

He walks away.

Then another kid comes to the door.

<Strange, I only have two kids>

knock knock knock

"Can we use the computer?"

Me: "YYEESS!"

He walks away.

Then I hear the dog.

whimper, whimper, whimper

Translation: Why did you close the door?

Now I can hear mumbling coming from the other room.  I can't hear any words but I can only assume the conversation went something like this:

Kid 1: "She keeps saying yes"

Kid 2: "I know, it's so odd"

Kid 1: "I bet if we ask her again she'll totally flip out!"

Kid 2: "Yeah, but we can't see her. I really like to see her when she flips out."

Kid 1: "I know, she gets all red faced and veiny...."

Kid 2: "Oh well"

knock knock knock

"Can we use the computer?"

Me: "J^&^%S F&^*&G C&%&*T!!!!!!!!!!"

And then the dog comes back.

Whimper, whimper, whimper

Translation: don't you love me anymore?

WHIMPER!

Translation:  I LOVE YOU!! LET ME IN!!

<sigh> I can't even shit in peace.