Randomness

I was cleaning out the notes in my phone and found a bunch of silly things the kids said.  I jotted them down so I wouldn't forget them and then proceeded to forget them.  Until now....

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During one of my mom's visits:
Sam, "I call shotgun!"

Me, "Grandma's in shotgun."

Sam, "Grandma calls shotgun. I call AK47."

Clever.

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Tom, "Mom, what are you doing?"

Me, "I'm in the kitchen, eating pie."

Tom, "Jennifer, Jennifer, Jennifer"

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Walking around Monterey, looking for a place to have dinner.  Sam nudged John and pointed, "Mom will like that place.  They have cocktails."

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Visiting some old church on one of our trips:
Tom walked over to the holy water font, looked in and nodded to himself.  Then said, "Well, no vampires here."

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During their birthday party, Tom ran over to me, slightly out of breath and said, "I've used up all my awesomeness.  I need a recharge."