Game of Thrones

We have this conversation several times a year:

Sam, "Can I watch Game of Thrones?"
Me, "No."
Sam, "Why?"
Me, "Because it's incredibly inappropriate."
Sam, "When can I watch it?"
Me, "I don't know....When you're in college and paying for your own cable."
Sam, "But, it'll be over by then!"
Me, "Yes. So you won't have to wait to find out how it all ends."

Sam, <walks away in silence>
Me, "YOU'RE WELCOME"