Sam and I were discussing the episode over dinner.
Me, "That was disappointing."
Tom, "It was killed with trash? That doesn't make sense."
Me, "This is what we're talking about!"
Sam, "I've already figured out what tools in the garage I'll use as zombie weapons."
Me, <pointing a fork> "What you need to figure out is where we can go because this place has too many windows. We could never board them all up."
Tom, "I can't believe you guys have thought of this."
Me, "Sometimes it takes a while to fall asleep."
Sam, "Yeah."
Tom, <grunting>
Sam, "We'll take the dogs in case we run out of food."
Tom, <contemptible and very judgmental grunting>
<eating>
Sam, "We could go up the hill behind the houses."
Me, "There's nothing up there but cows."
<more eating>
Me, "Oh, there are those cement county buildings for equipment or whatever!"
Sam, "Yes! We could stay there!"
<more eating>
Tom, "Why don't you just go the the military base?"
Me, "OH MY GOD! Yes! We'll go to the military base!"
Sam, "There's tons of weapons there and it's all fenced!"
Me, "And there's a prison! And solar panels!
Tom, <with wonderment and ridicule> "I can't believe you guys."
Sam, "We're not taking you."
Me, "Of course, we're taking him. We'll eat him when we run out of dog."
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