Vacation Time

So we're watching the Olympics and they ran that hilarious Cadillac Ad.

Awesome Cadillac Ad

And we're laughing and John says, "I've got to show that to they guys I work with in France"

Sam, "What does it mean to take the month of August off, I don't get it?"

John, "In France, they take vacation for the whole month of August."

Sam, "Really? Even the kids?"

Me, "It's summer vacation for the kids so there isn't school."

John, "So I'd take the whole month off if we lived there."

Me, "I don't get time off so I wouldn't."

John, "You get every day off."

Me, "Really? I'm going to start taking every day off.  Starting tomorrow."

Sam, "Dad...we're gonna die."