Driving home from breakfast. The whole family is in the car and Alice is on my lap.
Me, "You know, I think we needed her."
John, "Let's not get carried away here. She's been moderately successful in her role. We can revisit this at her 6 month review." <pause> "I especially like how she poops and then steps in it. Was that one of her corporate goals or was it a personal goal?"
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