The Oscar Race

Me, "We should see all the movies nominated for Best Picture."
John, "I'm up for that."
Me, "Oh wait, there are 9 movies not 5, right?"
John, "yes."
Me, "hmmm"
John, "We can start with the Wolf of Wall Street."
Me, "But that's 3 hours long…"
John, "Gravity has gotten really good reviews."
Me, "Space movie without aliens or anything blowing up. Why?"
John, "12 Years a Slave?"
Me, "That will make me cry."
John, "Dallas Buyers Club?"
Me, "More crying"
John, "Captain Phillips?"
Me, "Pirates should have eye patches and say 'Argh'."
John, "We're not seeing any of these movies, are we?"
Me, "Nah, I'm over it."