Sure, Now He Listens

Me, "I can't believe I've run out of conditioner so soon."
John, "What?"
Me, "I'm out of hair conditioner but I swear I just got this a few weeks ago."
John, "Oh, I've been using that on my beard."
Me, "You've been using my hair conditioner on your beard?"
John, "What?"
Me, "You've been using my hair conditioner?"
John, "Yeah."
Me, "On your beard?"
John, "Yeah."
Me, "Do you have any idea how much this stuff costs??"
John, "No, how much does it cost??"
Me, "Uhhhh, I don't think we need to focus on that...."
John, "No, really, how much?
Me, "Do you need beard conditioner?"
John, "How much?"
Me, "I'll get you beard conditioner tomorrow."
John, "Ok."
Me, "Ok,"