ComicCon,

Apparently I don't wear socks in my day-to-day life. The socks I packed for ComicCon sucked. The first pair slowly slipped down until they were crammed under my arch by mid day. I ended up throwing them away.  The second pair quickly slid down and were throw away too. Third pair, ditto.  The fourth pair:

Oh, my sweet jesus.  I couldn't even wear a dirty pair because I'd been throwing sucky socks out at various garbage cans around the convention center like I was dumping body parts or something.  Moral? All balled up white socks look the same when you're packing.

Sure they're offensive but at least they're low to the ground where all the kids can see them.