When I die

So I was playing this app and I didn't realize that Sam had walked up behind me.

Sam, "What's are you doing?!?"
Me, "It's this ga....I didn't want it, okay? I was trying to get a different game and somehow I ended up with this one."
Sam, "What level are you one?"
Me, "Huh?"
Sam, <tapping screen> "51? You're on level 51? How long have you been playing this"
Me, "I didn't want this game!!"
Sam, "You could just stop.."
Me, "I didn't wa..."
Sam, "Or I could get Candy Crush too." <said with such a lack of mocking that it was just dripping with mocking-ness>
Me, "It's NOT Candy Crush.....It's Simon's Cat. WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME SAY THESE THINGS OUT LOUD?!?"

After that I started hiding the screen when someone walked in the room. Naturally, John noticed and became more and more intrigued. I became more and more insistent on not showing him. You'd have thought I was watching donkey porn or something.

Finally, he caught a glimpse.
John, "Oh, it's Candy Crush."
Me, "IT'S NOT CANDY CRUSH!"
John, ??
Me, !!
John, ??
Me, "It's worse. It's Simon's Cat"
John, "wwhh.." then he shook his head and walked away.

Forget about my browser history. Someone delete all my stupid games.