It's like walking through a mine field....

John was sitting on the couch yesterday when I walked into the kitchen.

Me, "Have you noticed anything different lately?"

<John sighs and looks up to the heavens>  He hates this game.

John,  "I JUST got home.  I haven't had a chance to look anywhere in the house. I haven't even been in the bedroom yet"
Me, "No, not with  the house. Do you notice anything about my eyes?"
John, "OH that, yeah, they seem clearer lately.  More sparkly."
Me, "No, I got this new eye cream that is supposed to dismiss the dark circles under my eyes. Can you tell?"
John, "Oh, for fuck's sake. How was I supposed to guess that?"

He's just upset 'cause he never wins.