Me, "How do I look?"
Sam, "You look like a Comic Con Geek."
Me, "Okay, I guess that's good."
Sam, "It is good because we're at Comic Con. You'll fit right in."
Me, "But what if I run into a movie star? There are movie stars here. How do I look if I run into a movie star?"
Sam, <ppaauusssee>
Me, "Pause?"
Sam, "uhhhhhh"
Me, "Pause?"
Sam, "uhhhhhh"
Me, "That pause?....when your girlfriend or wife ask you that question, remember that pause. And remove it."
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