Vacation Day #1

Arrived at hotel,

John, "Guys, charge your phones."
Sam, "I can't find mine."
John, "Look."
Sam, "I can't find it."
John, "Where did you look?"
Sam, "Everywhere."
Sam, "Use your Find IPhone app."
John uses the app and Sam's phone starts making that underwater sonar noise.
noise continues
noise continues
noise continues
John, "It's over in that corner."
noise continues
noise continues
noise continues
John, "Sam, you're right on top of it."
noise continues
noise continues
noise continues
Sam, "Oh, found it."
John, "Oh my god! It was in your pocket?! It was in his pocket!"
Me, "You couldn't find the phone that was ringing at your ass?????"

We are so proud.