Open Letter to Manufacturers and Retailers

Stop putting your labels on the glass!  Stop, stop, stop.  Just stop.  I like your product.  I'm willing to trade my money for your product.  But I'm soooooo tired of ending up with this....

STOP IT.

I don't even want to return it.  I want to drive it to your office and throw it at your door.

I am willing to pay an extra quarter if that means you will use a sticker that can actually be pealed off.    Or better yet, hire a woman.  The first thing she'll tell you is, "STOP PUTTING STICKERS ON THE GLASS!"

ok, I feel a little better.  Now I'm going to go smear peanut butter on it and see it that works...

Say it with me, "first world problems"