So we went to Monterrey this weekend to see the mantis shrimp at the aquarium. If you don't know what a mantis shrimp is check this out:
www.theoatmeal.com/comics/mantis_shrimp
Mantis shrimp rock!
When we got back to the hotel, John went to check out the pool and there was an emergency phone on one of the walls. It was enclosed in hard plastic with a break-away lock and a posted sign that read "Emergency Phone". Pretty clear? Thought so yet this guy was trying to break into it. John, seeing no emergency anywhere in the pool area, stopped and said, quite incredulously, "That's an emergency phone."
And the guy responded, "We're out of towels."
John, "but it's an emergency phone."
Guy, "but...the towels are gone."
John, stunned speechless, walks away.
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