Best Book Quote, this week

" Are you a witch?"

"Yes, I am" I told him, enjoying the moment, "I practice a specialized kind of witchcraft call thinking. It's a very mysterious power. Quite unknown to the average person."

The Grave's a Fine and Private Place

Flavia De Luce book #9

Alan Bradley

ComicCon,

Apparently I don't wear socks in my day-to-day life. The socks I packed for ComicCon sucked. The first pair slowly slipped down until they were crammed under my arch by mid day. I ended up throwing them away.  The second pair quickly slid down and were throw away too. Third pair, ditto.  The fourth pair:

Oh, my sweet jesus.  I couldn't even wear a dirty pair because I'd been throwing sucky socks out at various garbage cans around the convention center like I was dumping body parts or something.  Moral? All balled up white socks look the same when you're packing.

Sure they're offensive but at least they're low to the ground where all the kids can see them.

You know you're at ComicCon....

Bob Ross Deadpool is sitting in front of me and Cinderella's evil step-sisters are sitting behind.

San Diego Comic Con 2018

Helpful Hint:  Don't compliment the Mennonite on her Nun Cosplay

When I die

So I was playing this app and I didn't realize that Sam had walked up behind me.

Sam, "What's are you doing?!?"
Me, "It's this ga....I didn't want it, okay? I was trying to get a different game and somehow I ended up with this one."
Sam, "What level are you one?"
Me, "Huh?"
Sam, <tapping screen> "51? You're on level 51? How long have you been playing this"
Me, "I didn't want this game!!"
Sam, "You could just stop.."
Me, "I didn't wa..."
Sam, "Or I could get Candy Crush too." <said with such a lack of mocking that it was just dripping with mocking-ness>
Me, "It's NOT Candy Crush.....It's Simon's Cat. WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME SAY THESE THINGS OUT LOUD?!?"

After that I started hiding the screen when someone walked in the room. Naturally, John noticed and became more and more intrigued. I became more and more insistent on not showing him. You'd have thought I was watching donkey porn or something.

Finally, he caught a glimpse.
John, "Oh, it's Candy Crush."
Me, "IT'S NOT CANDY CRUSH!"
John, ??
Me, !!
John, ??
Me, "It's worse. It's Simon's Cat"
John, "wwhh.." then he shook his head and walked away.

Forget about my browser history. Someone delete all my stupid games.