Tuesday, January 2, 2018

12 Days of Christmas Cruise (the rest)

12 million people clearing customs
(ffffuuuuucccckkkkkkk)
11 minutes, winning sudoku time!
(suck it, losers!)
10 drinks till midnight
(happy new year!)
9 hours to Chichen Itza
(will this bus ride ever ennnnnnnnd?!?)
8 stingrays flapping
(hey, I don't know how many there were and neither do you.)
7 questions from the spa technician
6 quarts of sweat in Columbia
(me, "jeez, how hot is it??", john, "it's not the heat it's the humidity." me, "shut up.")
5 Tiiiiiinnnnyyyyy Speeeeeeddooooooossssss
(full body shudder....make it staaaaawp!)
4 losing games of bingo (but we won $2 on pull tabs!)
3 hours napping
2 laps around the the boat in the wrong direction (where's the fucking cabin??)
1 boy locked out of his room

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