Is it just me?

I really bothers me when cats walk on their back legs.  Reeeeeeally bothers me.  People are all worried about apes getting too smart and taking over the world or aliens landing but it's cats that we should worry about.

I mean look at this:

That just ain't right.  

You know what it's thinking?  I'll tell you what it's thinking. It's thinking, "As soon as I grow a thumb, I'm getting a knife."

C'mon, tell me they don't have a plan: