Humor as a Defense Mechanism

So the biggest drawback from joining my Old Ladies Group is that a lot of the ladies are old, and on occasion, die.  We had a couple of bad weeks last month so John took the club's boilerplate and sent me this:

Jennifer Moore  Jennifer passed way at the last old lady board meeting due  to chronic boredom coupled with Itsafuckingmicrophone-itis.  A  memorial service will be held this Friday, October 7th (time to be decided soon) at Hopyard Pub (1st 50 mourners get free nachos), As soon as a time and more details are available I will get confused by email and mistakenly not send them out. We will  be doing some sort of Preachy Bullshit Ceremony during the pub crawl Please contact Lucifer (666) 666-6666 if you are available to participate.

Please keep her family in your prayers, cards welcome and a service announcement will follow. Love, Lucifer XXXOOO