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Do you have some time on your hands and need a project??  Here ya go:

Worked in garter stitch with DK yarn on size 7 needles.

Instructions:

1. Cast on 1 stitch. KFB.

2. (And every wrong-side row) Knit across.

3. (And every right-side row) KFB, knit across to last stitch, KFB.

Continue for about 4 inches, or to size. Cast off, and use cast-off tail to tack the front corners together. Apply to your chicken and admire.

Can you figure out what it is?  Need help?

It's a Shawl.  For your chicken.  

A Chicken Shawl.

Chicken Shawl.

I'm pretty sure this is why the terrorists hate us.